Her: Are you going to put up our trampoline?
Me: Yes. I’ve looked forward to this all year.
Her: Are you making fun of me?
Me: No. I’m your favorite uncle and I love you. Remember?
Her: Now I know you’re making fun of me.
Me: Are you going to keep talking, or, do you want me to put this together?
Her: Why can’t we do both? Can’t you do two things at one time?
Me: Yes but if you had to choose talking to me, or, me putting together the trampoline, which would you choose?
Her: That’s easy. Put the trampoline together.
(An hour and a half later)
Me: There you go. It’s ready. Try it out.
Her: You try it out first to see if it works. I don’t want to fall.
Me: But it’s okay with you if I fall?
Her: It’s funnier when you fall. It’s REALLY funny.
Me: You don’t think I can do the trampoline do you? You think I’m old, don’t you? You think I’m lame, don’t you?
Her: Well, you are kind of old.
Me: Watch this! (Managed to do one back flip on the trampoline).
Her: Okay, I’ll try it now. Do you want to jump with me?
Her: Why not?
Me: I just learned that I should never, under any circumstances, put my butt higher than my head.
Her: Goodbye Poopie Head.